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Jerk Demotivational Poster


CONTROL - You can't always control who walks into your life... but you can control which window you throw them out of.




FRIENDS - It's good to have friends. It's better to have some freakier and uglier than you.


TAGS: emo freak ugly fail owned jerk tool
Rating: 2.82/5

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BriaHere - August 18, 2009, 11:41 am
These comments are priceless.
surprisebuttsecks - August 18, 2009, 3:44 am
The one on the right is rotting. Look at her(or whatever) eye.
Jmac0585 - May 8, 2009, 4:14 pm
I am going to go with the androgynous one on the right. At least I can tell the one on the left is female. I am not sure the one on the left is human.
Fatty - April 30, 2009, 11:33 am
Which one is the freakier and uglier one?


ANOTHER DAY AT THE OFFICE - My mother told me there would be days like that. She just didn't tell me there would be so many of them.




JERKS - Spicing up the World since 10,000 BC


TAGS: prince harry nazi costume jerk jerks
Rating: 2.49/5

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Derek - August 17, 2009, 6:23 pm
We must have freedom of expression! Oh but your're not allowed do that! Not even at a dress up party.
Qbashi - May 14, 2008, 2:52 am
Well... some stupid prick with just one idea.
Reza - May 13, 2008, 6:53 pm
WHO THE f*** IS DOING THESE STUPID a** POSTERS!!!


THE TRUTH - “I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore me for telling you lies.” - Pietro Aretino




SATAN -




GOOD NEWS/BAD NEWS - The good news is, it's not lupus The bad news is, we won't figure it out till 10 minutes before the show ends.


TAGS: dr house is a jerk
Rating: 3.79/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 23, 2014, 9:15 pm
House MD, a good show that stayed on too long for it's own good. It should've only lasted five season.
pieman - September 27, 2010, 11:12 am
I wish I knew a doctor that could figure out what was wrong with me in an hour. It's been 30 years and my doc is still guessin.
Occupo Noctis - August 30, 2010, 9:59 am
Mmmmm... COFFEEE!!


Multiculturalism -


TAGS: lol losers jerks jihad boston
Rating: 4.31/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 2:30 pm
This poster lacks any context if you don't recognize these faces.
PapaFox - April 21, 2013, 5:38 pm
Yeah... let's kick out the Irish too, right?
maoworks2 - April 21, 2013, 5:37 pm
Go To Quebec Yull Get It Up To You're Eye Balls.


JERKS - Spicing up the World since 10,000 BC


TAGS: jerk jerks
Rating: 2.54/5

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JERKS - Ages ago, they were called Bards




DISILLUSIONED -


TAGS: charming bastich jerk glass slipper
Rating: 4.69/5

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Faceplant31 - August 23, 2010, 5:57 pm
5L space.
agdaniele - August 22, 2010, 10:56 pm
He was always more interested in th***s than slippers.


BOREDOM -


TAGS: interesting man coldinjected jerks
Rating: 4.81/5

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Sho - July 6, 2011, 9:36 am
Oh snap
crankyhead - July 5, 2011, 8:35 pm
I wa5 laughing at thi5 when I approved it, and a couple hours later, I'm 5till laughing. Well done.
Airman - July 5, 2011, 6:27 pm
LOL
spacedog - July 5, 2011, 6:23 pm
Nice! The most boring man in the world. 5L


CHILI - IT'S SO HOT, THAT YOUR MOUTH STARTS TO JERK OFF. -


TAGS: chili pepper jerk off fail mouth start roflcopter lol
Rating: 1.81/5
Marvin Wankerstein - November 16, 2009, 5:58 pm
That's not chili. Those are chiles.


AMERICA -


TAGS: jerks
Rating: 3.55/5

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LD0ne - May 25, 2010, 9:04 am
Gary Larsen absolute genius... man i miss far side
Sidereal - January 7, 2010, 8:17 am
Hmm.. strange that wherever you went there was a jerk... Go figure
Me_ - January 6, 2010, 12:34 pm
I have traveled the world and find this funny. Basically every country I went to is filled with jerks and they think every other country is full of jerks.


SUPERMAN - When they called you a strange visitor from another planet, they weren't kidding!


TAGS: superman spanking woman jerk
Rating: 3.43/5

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HAL8999 - April 24, 2010, 8:47 pm
Possibly Kryptonese has no word corresponding to 'for*****'?
LogicDude - October 6, 2009, 10:36 am
But why leave now? You SEE her playing with her hair, I think she's just getting started!


TROLLING -




WHEN THERE WAS ONE SET OF FOOTPRINTS - That's when Jesus was swimming or hitting on beach bunnies.




Proof That Pretty Girls Always Go For The Jerks. -




WHAT ABOUT ME?!?! -


TAGS: center universe jerk coldinjected stick
Rating: 4.44/5

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champ99 - July 7, 2011, 5:53 pm
I work with two of those kind of guys. Lucky me.


TEENAGERS - It's all right, sweetie: you're not that important, after all.




ENTITLEMENT - Yeah, you could call a cop, but he can probably afford the ticket, too. So get back in your Hyundai and go home.


TAGS: rich wealthy jerk fail owned punk
Rating: 3/5

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RandomApe - September 2, 2009, 10:49 am
Considering the puke-green Lambo double-parked on the right, it could just be a little car show in a parking lot
Derek - August 27, 2009, 7:45 pm
Keep on issuing tickets. For people like this guy, it's one of the best forms of taxation.
Dork - August 10, 2009, 7:36 pm
That picture is packed full of fail. Everybody knows the only entitled people are those who don't pay taxes. You know, like politicians in the Democrat party, illegal aliens, and welfare cases.


DEFINITION OF OXYMORON - Michael Moore with an American flag.... c'mon!


TAGS: moore jerk oxymoron
Rating: 2.68/5

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Botts750 - December 30, 2012, 8:50 am
Great point!
Swampfox - December 30, 2012, 3:27 am
I disagree. He can be a douchbag without prosecution. We can persecute him till the end of time.
Botts750 - December 29, 2012, 3:36 pm
That is true... and so is the right to voice your opinion... for him as well as me.
Kstoker - December 29, 2012, 11:07 am
In America you're allowed to act like D-Bag without persecution.


JERKS - Spicing up the World since 10,000 BC


TAGS: jerk jerks
Rating: 1.77/5

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chris - May 13, 2008, 4:28 am
awesome


WELL I'M GONNA TO GO THEN. AND I DON'T NEED ANY OF THIS. - The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.And I don't need one other thing, except my dog.


TAGS: skeletor the jerk
Rating: 4.13/5

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whatukno - June 10, 2010, 11:19 am
Maybe I don't need the dog!
meh19 - June 10, 2010, 4:39 am
ha ha, i love the jerk quote!


STRIKE IT RICH -




JERKS - Spicing up the World since 10,000 BC


TAGS: jerk jerks
Rating: 2.41/5

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JERKS - Ruining pictures and being generally annoying since year 7991 BC.




JERKS - Spicing up the World since 10,000 BC




JERKS - Spicing up the World since 10,000 BC


TAGS: jerk jerks
Rating: 1.82/5

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Guut - June 24, 2009, 5:10 pm
f***ing annoying posters: Pissing me off since I found the internet.
Elwood - November 29, 2008, 6:21 pm
He wasn't a "jerk." He was a pile of dog **** who actually got elected to political office, and he wasn't the first, nor the last, sadly
Jen - July 16, 2008, 12:25 am
This makes me laugh... I'm such a geek...


JERKS - Spicing up the World since 10,000 BC


TAGS: britney spears smoking pregnant jerk jerks
Rating: 1.81/5

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Man.. - February 18, 2009, 10:52 am
Isn't this how the movie Idocracy starts?
Valeria - October 24, 2008, 3:57 pm
She´s a stupid.
me - September 24, 2008, 9:30 pm
I just noticed, you can see her n****** through that shirt!
Fubar - May 13, 2008, 12:33 pm
That looks so atractive.....NOT. You wouldn't kiss it with breath like that let alone f*ck it...


Another Jerk -




LAST MINUTE GIFT IDEAS - This year I listened to my wife. She said she wanted some lingerie I think she'd look sexy in. TADA!


TAGS: beef jerky christmas present
Rating: 4.57/5

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MissPriss - December 25, 2012, 11:48 am
Oh..out of the mouths of babes teehee.
maoworks2 - December 25, 2012, 11:11 am
Like Bart Says Eat My Shorts.


FLAWLESS PERFOEMANCE -


TAGS: otters are jerks
Rating: 4.27/5

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Faceplant31 - September 5, 2010, 12:36 pm
thanks agg
agdaniele - September 4, 2010, 12:45 pm
Holy crap this is hilarious!


MORE UNWRITTEN RULES - As an addendum to poster #66651.


TAGS: fail owned rules timmy jerk anonymous loser guidelines
Rating: 3.86/5

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spacedog - October 29, 2010, 11:47 pm
The sequel is good too.
MO - April 21, 2010, 3:20 pm
Part deux.
omnia - November 15, 2009, 5:53 am
typo
TheTrashHeap - November 14, 2009, 9:58 am
rules are made to be broken.....by greybeards and mods. Also you spelled greybeard wrong!
omnia - November 14, 2009, 9:27 am
to bad most people don't follow these rules. even the greyboeards and mods ignore rule 2. (i can be a bit of a rule nazi somethimes)
MO - November 1, 2009, 8:17 pm
Read these as well plant. So next time someone criticizes one of your crappy posters don't go bombing their entire collection 10 minutes later. It's pretty obvious.
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 3:05 pm
lol I've broken the tags rule several times. It just never occurs to me when posting. This is so informative, and life changing. 5/5
BoneCD - September 18, 2009, 6:58 pm
words to live by...thanks again for the addendum to the original great poster Jmac
RON - September 18, 2009, 6:49 pm
thanks Mr. Jmac0585.
CANADA - September 18, 2009, 6:38 pm
post this one on the home page along with the other


LUCKY? - Meet Lucky the Turtle. His legs were eaten off and some nice human glued carpet slide replacements on him... Lucky says, "Thanks...asshole."


TAGS: this works fine as long as the ground is carpeted you jerk
Rating: 3.75/5

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GreyScorpion - January 6, 2010, 7:50 pm
People been asking me, "Where'd you learn to fly that way?" Was over in Vietnam, chasin' NVA The government taught me, and they taught me right, Stay down, under the treeline, you might be alright Treetop flyer
GreyScorpion - January 6, 2010, 7:46 pm
Whooo-hooo!! another border crossing
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 7:40 pm
It was a successful trip, Grey... so, no I don't remember.
GreyScorpion - January 6, 2010, 7:35 pm
Rolling Rock, Curling STONES, geeesh don't you remember that trip to Vancouver?
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 7:22 pm
Hardwood floors over here... he'd scoot around my place like a curling rock.


YOUR REJECTED MOTIFAKES - Which is worse you loser... being "unfunny," or "not funny enough?"


TAGS: loser fail owned suck dork jerk
Rating: 3.24/5

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rerun - December 19, 2009, 6:53 pm

I like t rejected reasin I saw yesterday - get a better user name
TheSarge - December 19, 2009, 5:40 pm
The "not funny enough" reason needs to apply to a lot more of these things.
timebomb - October 24, 2009, 6:47 pm
I can't even find mine that were rejected, unfunny, not funny enough or just down right ****ty.
Bob D. Sailor - September 22, 2009, 9:29 pm
That happened to one of my posters, so i changed the caption... Now.. It's sitting at a 1.33 rating.
spacedog - September 22, 2009, 8:07 pm
No wonder mine are rejected.
spacedog - September 22, 2009, 8:06 pm
Perfect.
Derek - September 22, 2009, 6:51 pm
The unfunny/not funny enoughs must be pretty bad. Salutations to the moderator(s)
rerun - September 22, 2009, 6:28 pm

thanks - sounds like a preview for the new site...www.motifakerejects.com I think Motifake mat be working on it.
BoneCD - September 22, 2009, 6:24 pm
Bottom of Approval Que under Reports
rerun - September 22, 2009, 6:22 pm

where can I find this?


JERKS - Spicing up the World since 10,000 BC


TAGS: jerk jerks
Rating: 2.37/5
Unoriginal Moti's - September 3, 2008, 1:18 pm
Making all the other Moti's with the same exact text seem stupid, when they would otherwise have been hilarious ;-(


JERKS - Spicing up the World since 10,000 BC


TAGS: jerks jerk charkton heston national rifle
Rating: 2.34/5

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know_it_all - June 22, 2009, 12:18 pm
those f***ing jerks @ the NRA. how dare they defend the Constitution. i mean f***, it's only worked for 200 years.
know_it_all - June 22, 2009, 12:13 pm
guns should only be available to those willing to break the law. great f***ing idea. plus, 9 y/o prefer the "glock fotay" over the 9mm
Cheech - May 16, 2009, 8:15 pm
That has nothing to do with the amount of guns in the house it has to do with the number of Morons in said house. But if you feel the only way to keep guns out of kids hands is to make them disappear then we should take away cars to prevent car accidents.
RnR - August 17, 2008, 5:10 am
if you dont have 3 guns in every home, you wont have 9 year olds running around playing .38 tag with live ammo.
Meira - August 16, 2008, 6:14 pm
Umm... it's forbidden to have firearms without major licences in the UK... a criminal isn't gonna care if they get their gun illegally? P.S. These "Jerks" posters suck!
zaknafeiin - July 13, 2008, 4:51 pm
...speaking of 10,000BC -- what an awful movie ^^
Brian - May 14, 2008, 1:17 am
the original poster was 10,000 times better
GimmeABreak - May 13, 2008, 11:53 pm
GUN CONTROL LEGISLATION: Because everyone knows that if the law forbids firearms then criminals won't have any either.
Neal - May 13, 2008, 3:45 pm
Screw you... not only are your posters terrible... but your liberal ideology sucks a**!


JERKS - Spicing up the World since 10,000 BC


TAGS: tattoo baby jerk jerks
Rating: 2.13/5

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Flea - May 6, 2009, 6:44 am
Religion. He has one.


JERKS - Spicing up the World since 10,000 BC


TAGS: jerk jerks
Rating: 2.03/5

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Kidney Brick - May 24, 2009, 7:47 am
...talks about that because when all is well why question it? My point is that US foreign affairs is next to pure evil, because the more independent countries with a**ets become, the more power and money is "lost". Feel free to argument.
Kidney Brick - May 24, 2009, 7:43 am
It's really amusing to me how Americans see and judge leaders based on actions that threaten USA's welfare. IF you think about it almost all American presidents have allowed the b***-ra** of south American countries to continue, but nobody even...
Sean - April 25, 2009, 10:19 pm
I agree. Baseless comparison. I mean, the Devil has skills. Otherwise that really cool Rolling Stones song makes no sense to me.
agdaniele - April 25, 2009, 8:19 pm
Aside from likening Bush to the devil at the UN, accepting Russian arms, missles and fighter jets, and urging other south american countries to join OPEC? Yeah, he's a beacon of good will.
Hugo Chavez? - April 25, 2009, 7:52 pm
In what f***ing world is Hugo Chavez a jerk? He is a good leader and wants a social reform of Venezuela. If anything he has made significant improvements to the nation. The one thing he is guilty of is not accepting US cooperations f***ing them over.


JERKS - Spicing up the World since 10,000 BC


TAGS: family guns rifle rifles jerk jerks
Rating: 1.95/5

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LOLOLOL - May 3, 2009, 6:43 pm
What good are 50 guns when u FAIL at AIMING!!!
LogicDude - April 28, 2009, 9:15 am
Hate to break it to you, but the dog accidentally sh** the old man later on while "cleaning" his gun.
Fatty - April 27, 2009, 5:36 pm
I trust him less with that dog...
Lloyd - December 7, 2008, 6:59 am
on*
Lloyd - December 7, 2008, 6:59 am
Man no matter what your opinions are one guns... I'm sure many people would agree with me when I say "I would not trust that middle guy with a gun"
Matters_Not - December 7, 2008, 1:49 am
Oh Yeah...i get it now....thats right....their jerks cause they enjoy their 2nd amendment...how foolish of me to not get the dumb joke your liberties hating a** is trying to tell here.
K - November 28, 2008, 3:34 pm
Looks like normal, average joes own guns... so what is the deal?
mauser98k - July 12, 2008, 10:53 pm
Guns - kick a** since the 1400's
Critical Thinker - July 1, 2008, 2:37 pm
I'm glad to see that the liberal left is as open and tolerant as ever of other viewpoints
LetMeKnowHowThatGoes4U - May 13, 2008, 11:50 pm
JERKS: Yeah, be sure to call them that when you rear-end the guy whose bumper-sticker reads, "An armed society is a polite society."


JERKS - Spicing up the World since 10,000 BC


TAGS: emo jerk jerks
Rating: 1.85/5

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RushReference - June 5, 2009, 2:29 pm
Hey wait... isn't that Ian Benardo?
Jmac0585 - May 8, 2009, 3:40 pm
Using Tresemme' is sooo conformist.
energy - November 7, 2008, 2:06 pm
lol... loved that last comment
ehhh - November 7, 2008, 1:47 pm
he looks like a f***in g** monkey
Assnemesis - July 2, 2008, 4:06 pm
lol emo jerk :p


JERKS - Spicing up the World since 10,000 BC


TAGS: jerk jerks
Rating: 1.67/5

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Jerks - May 12, 2008, 1:57 pm
Mmm, nice big serving of copypasta!!


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